You're letter to me of last Flarsday was irritating at best. You
continue to make me wonder why I ever laid eyes on you when it
was so
clear I had other options.
In effect, you have rendered me incapable of moving my lower jaw
from
side to side and quite inept at Electronic Battleship. My skills
at
Tether Ball are also beginning to show signs of weakness and
this has
led to widespread disassociation from my self towards others, by
others and their friends. This, naturally, has caused the rift
between
yourself and mine to expand and contract and through such
oscillations, tremble on the edge of collapse.
This situation must be resolved.
I suggest that you cease immediately those actions which you
have
adopted which are causing turmoil. These include, but are not
limited
to, your constant advocation of salad dressing reform, pogo
sticking
and lawn darts. More importantly, the personal attacks directed
at me
and those spatially near me are a cause of concern and violent
rashes.
It is obvious that this relationship must be put to rest and it
is my
most utter hope that it can be done so amicably.
Yours,
Strawberries in Gel
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And now, without further ado, the same, translated into Jive.
(my apologies and sympathy to the culturally over-sensitive)
(translation provided by the UTexas Chef/Jive/ValSpeak/Pig
translator)
See the Site at the bottom for help...
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Cheesecake,
Youse letta' to me uh last Flarsday wuz irritatin' at best.
You's
continue t'make me wonda' why ah' eva' laid
eyes on ya' when it wuz so's clear ah' had oda' opshuns.
In effect, ya' gots' rendered me incapable uh movin' mah' lowa'
jaw fum side t'side and quite inept at Electronic Battleship. My
skills at Teda' Ball are also beginnin' t'show signs uh
weakness and dis gots'ta led t'widespread disassociashun fum
mah' self
towards oders, by oders and deir homeys. Dis, naturally, gots'ta
caused da damn rift between yo'self and mine t''spand and
contract and
drough such oscillashuns, tremble on de edge uh collapse.
What it is, Mama!
Dis situashun must be reolved. ah' suggest dat ya' cease
immediately
dose acshuns which ya' gots' adopted which are causin' turmoil.
Dese
include, but aint limited to, yo' constant advocashun uh salad
dressin' refo'm, pogo stickin' and lawn darts. Mo'e impo'tantly,
de
sucka'al attacks directed at me and dose spatially near me are
some
cause uh concern and violent rashes. It be obvious dat dis
relashunship must be put t'rest and it be my most utta' hope dat
it
kin be done so's amicably. Slap mah fro!
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