Attention Homeowners:
To your collective chagrin, I would like to tentatively yet resolutely announce
the coming arrival of Poofy Froofy: redux. This semi-frequent collection of
mind-altering (sometimes in a good way, sometimes a bad) calumny will be distributed
directly to the inbox of your choice as well as in some sort of archival web
format as yet undiscovered. Subscriptions shall be on an opt-in basis. That
is, you must, how do you say, "opt-in". To wit, respond to this email saying
"Yesiree" or "Nosiree" or some recognizable variation thereof, and that is
all you must do. Your job ends there.
Note that a non-response will be interpreted as a "nosiree" or equivalent.
Your humble man-servant,
anthony
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