July 17, 2000

The Invitation

Attention Homeowners:
To your collective chagrin, I would like to tentatively yet resolutely announce the coming arrival of Poofy Froofy: redux. This semi-frequent collection of mind-altering (sometimes in a good way, sometimes a bad) calumny will be distributed directly to the inbox of your choice as well as in some sort of archival web format as yet undiscovered. Subscriptions shall be on an opt-in basis. That is, you must, how do you say, "opt-in". To wit, respond to this email saying "Yesiree" or "Nosiree" or some recognizable variation thereof, and that is all you must do. Your job ends there.
Note that a non-response will be interpreted as a "nosiree" or equivalent.

Your humble man-servant,
anthony
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